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Don't Despair, Dishare's Here.

Don't Despair, Dishare's Here. "Welcome back to the Aren Rader, I'm your host Dexter Williams, and your guide to the mad land of Aren. There's been sightings of a certain maniac who likes to dressed as a rabbit, Wilhelm Von Lagomorph a.k.a. Dishare, my source says he's been spotted nearby the city-state of Peacalen. A area which already has a plenty of issues with animal themed villains with the likes of The Wolf-man and his goons Katt Lincoln a.k.a The Tiger, Caw Collins a.k.a The Bird, and rest of the furry freaks in the Pack. If you're blissfully unaware of Dishare, while the short of it is he's one of Aren’s oldest supervillians, a serial killer that targets the depressed and miserable who seeks to "make their pain go away". There's rumors that he steals the souls of his victims and traps them in egg shaped gems, but I personally don't buy such magic exists and if it ever did it would of been already stomped out by the Rhodium Dominion. Now I'm sure The Warriors will make short work of this furry fiend, but in meantime I urge my Peacalenian listeners to be very careful. If you're in a bad mood, either find a way to turn that frown upside down or stay in your house and cover up any possible entrance, or you're in for a bad time. Also you might have to take your children out from school for a bit until this all clears, he'll go after anyone in a sour mood. Don't try and fight him, I know this man is a joke, but all playing hero will do is earn you swift end, and a eternal imprisonment inside a egg if you believe that rumor, leave this to the professionals. And if Wilhelm is listening to this, if you really want to make the world a happier place, just die already, that'll put a smile on my face.".